When did I become a Hobbit?

I don't really even like Lord of the Rings that much. But you have to admit that Merry and Pip, the two side-character Hobbits, are quite funny. Apparently, being pregnant has turned me into a Hobbit. I suppose it was only a matter of time: my dad has been told by his brother since he was in his youth that he has "Hobbit legs." But if you remember Merry and Pip in the second Lord of the Rings discussing "second breakfast," you can see how I'm eating like a Hobbit.

First breakfast
Second breakfast
Elevensies
Lunch
Snack (I think they called it Tea or Tea Time)
Dinner
Bed snack or dessert.

I'm getting very tired of eating. I don't even like that much food! But what Chloe wants, she gets. See, Bryan? I told you she was the boss already.